At Work

Michael likes to call me a lot at work.

M: I came up with a new website.

Me: What?

M: Pitchdork.

Me: Pitchdork?!!!

I look it up.

 1. Pitchdork:

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

M: It would be a parody website. Every band that is on Pitchfork would get a review on Pitchdork like "I agree."

Two minutes after I hang up, he calls me again.
M: Hogwarts.
Me: Is that a new band on Pitchdork?
M: Yes.
Me: Do you know what my favorite band is right now?
M: What?
Me: Dum-ble-dore.